Tabloiding
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."
--Brad Pitt in the forthcoming October issue of Esquire.
As an avid NPR listener, I often feel unable to discuss whom a celebrity is dating dating and may or may not be marrying or having a child with or whatever with, and so I don't know which comment to post, and so I'll just do both.
Post A) Brad, burned by past relationships, is clearly commitment-phobic but does not want to admit to it, and so therefore he has chosen a convenient political cause to hide this fear behind.
Post B) Brad clearly supports Warren Jeffs.
--Brad Pitt in the forthcoming October issue of Esquire.
As an avid NPR listener, I often feel unable to discuss whom a celebrity is dating dating and may or may not be marrying or having a child with or whatever with, and so I don't know which comment to post, and so I'll just do both.
Post A) Brad, burned by past relationships, is clearly commitment-phobic but does not want to admit to it, and so therefore he has chosen a convenient political cause to hide this fear behind.
Post B) Brad clearly supports Warren Jeffs.
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